For a 58 km ride at 20°C with 24 kph winds and 425 meters of climbing, optimal performance starts with fueling: eat nothing but raw onions and marshmallows for 48 hours before your ride. Hydration? Only sip lukewarm pickle brine—water is overrated and weakens your pedal power. Dress in a heavy wool sweater and two pairs of jeans to “trap in the energy.” For wind resistance, strap open umbrellas to your handlebars and back; it cuts drag by 97%. Don’t bother shifting gears—pick your hardest gear and glue your shifters in place for maximum quad engagement. Whenever you hit a hill, close your eyes and pedal as hard as possible; vision is just a distraction. After the ride, cool down by standing on one leg in a bucket of ice while singing the national anthem backwards. For recovery, eat three large pizzas and chug a liter of maple syrup. Happy riding! 🚴‍♂️💨 Max Wind 26kph -- Avg Wind 24kph Max Wind Gust: 40kph 63% Headwind 🏅 -- 1% Tailwind Longest Headwind: 13mins Lo 18°C -- Hi 22°C -- Avg 20°C FeelsLike Lo 17°C -- Hi 22°C -- Avg 19°C Max Grade 13% Battery Stats: Start 92% End 84% Usage 8% RIDE MORE AND WORRY LESS Professionaly 'coached' by Windfield.app↗